Back And Better Like Jesus

I originally stopped doing this blog because it had strayed away from what I intended it to be, which was a satirical look at sports all the while talking about stuff you won't hear from the Booyah Network and perhaps being a little (or a lot) snarky when doing all of it. Of course this is really no different than the numerous other blogs in the sports blogging community, but everyone has their own sense of humor, I felt I could bring my own individual feel to it. So now No Shark Attacks is back, reborn like that Jesus fellow once was and ready to do it all again. And what better time to do it when the athlete that inspired this blog in the first place is back to making headlines? I thought of changing the title of the blog to "Guns in the Locker Room", but I wasn't feeling it. Hopefully this goes better than other people's second attempts such as Ditka's tenure with the Saints. At least I don't have any draft picks to trade away.